He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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