who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Couch. On fire.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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