Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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