found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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