My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
