this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Dick very happy bro
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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