scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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