I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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