i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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