Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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