I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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