giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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