I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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