What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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