I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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