i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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