That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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