My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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