It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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