So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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