im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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