if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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