I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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