my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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