i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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