at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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