Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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