plz talk dirty to me
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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