It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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