i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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