the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
In America we eat man semen.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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