i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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