When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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