Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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