I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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