dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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