If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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