Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
