I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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