I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
