I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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