worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She's the barista slut.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
