I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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