Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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