I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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