Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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