I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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