dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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