You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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