bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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